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Michigan Collection
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Just Ignore It Black-Out Shades
$150
Concerned about the incoming intifada? Don’t be.
Just Ignore It.
Tired of seeing burkas, hijabs and keffiyehs? Our revolutionary new black-out sunglasses deprive your most essential sense by blocking your vision completely.
Never again worry about witnessing the horrors of your cherished culture in your beloved nation crumble before your very eyes. With our new state-of-the-art Black-Out Shades, only see what you want to see… until your head is eventually removed for you and you no longer see anything at all.
(Disclaimer: Head Removal Services not offered by our organization. But you can find a great subcontractor here.)
Just Ignore It Soundproof Ear Plugs
$50
Concerned about the incoming intifada? Don’t be.
Just Ignore It.
Our signature soundproof earplugs ensure you will never hear the haunting cry of the Islamic Call to Prayer ever again!
Never again worry about witnessing the horrors of your cherished culture in your beloved nation crumble before your very eyes. With our new state-of-the-art Soundproof Ear Plugs, only hear the sound of your own denial instead of inconvenient savage wailings of the word “infidel” while your head is generously removed for you.
(Disclaimer: Head Removal Services not offered by our organization. But you can find a great subcontractor here.)
Just Ignore It Deluxe Anti-Intifada Kit
$200
Concerned about the incoming intifada? Don’t be.
Just Ignore It.
Our revolutionary new black-out sunglasses and soundproof earplugs deprive all your most basic senses so that you never see burkas or hear the Islamic Call to prayer again.
Never again worry about witnessing the horrors of your cherished culture in your beloved nation crumble before your very eyes. With our new state-of-the-art Black-Out Shades and Soundproof Ear Plugs, only see and hear your own delusion until your head is eventually removed for you and you no longer see anything at all.
(Disclaimer: Head Removal Services not offered by our organization. But you can find a great subcontractor here.)
Cheat Death, Beautifully.
With precision engineering, our products are sleek, elegant and functional. Ear plugs and sunglasses that won’t budge while you’re running for your life and sexual safety?
That’s our specialty.
